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DIFFERENT VIEWS ABOUT LOVE

Original Quote: If u love someone, set her free... if she comes back, she's yours, if she doesn't, she never was...

Pessimist: If u love someone, set her free... if she EVER comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...

Optimist: If u love someone, set her free... Dont worry, she will come back...

Suspicious: If u love someone, set her free... If she ever comes back, ask her why...

Impatient: If u love someone, set her free... If she doesnt come back within some time, forget her...

Patient: If you love someone, set her free... If she doesnt come back, continue to wait until she comes back...

Playful: If u love someone, set her free... if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat...

C++ Programmer: if(you_love(m_she)) m_she.free();
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new_She;

Over Possessive Person: If u love someone, dont set her free...

Animal-rights Activist: If u love someone, set her free... In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!!

Lawyers: If u love someone, set her free... Clause 1A of paragraph 13A-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states thet...

Biologist: If u love someone, set her free... She'll evolve.

Statisticians: If u love someone, set her free... If she still loves you, the probability of her coming back is high if she doesnt, your relation was improbable anyway...

HR specialist: If u love someone, set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then Outsource her...

MBA Graduate: If u love someone, set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously...

ERP Functional expert: If u love someone, set her free... If she comes back, map her into your system if she doesnt, carry out a gap-fit analysis...

Marketing Expert: If u love someone, set her free... if she comes back she has brand loyalty if she doesnt, reposition the brand in a new market...


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