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Marriage

M - Merging
A - Ambition
R - Respect
R - Response
I - Intimacy
A - Accredition
G - Gaiety
E - Eternity

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Know the difference between "somebody you Love" and "somebody you Like"



In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.

In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your mind
But in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy
But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self.

You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like

When the one you love is crying, you cry with them
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye
But the feeling of like starts from the ear.

So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever.


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Certain simple techniques to cope with our increasingly demanding work-styles. ......

Suggestions	Benefits
Try not to use the intercom. Rather, walk to your colleagues and discuss matters.	Stretches your back, and leg muscles. Helps build rapport with colleagues. Relaxes your eyes and ears. Relaxes your neck.
Drink lots of water / liquids.	Will require you to walk to the rest room regularly. Good stress buster
Small meals at regular intervals	Keeps away acidity. Makes you walk to the cafeteria thus providing exercise.
Laughter is the best medicine	Hard works is good, but let us not lose our sense of humour. Learn to laugh for everything. Stress buster, good for face muscles and eyes. Sharpens thinking capabilities. Mainly, laughter is contagious.
20, 20, 20, 20 rule - Every 20 minutes, look at an object at least 20 meters away for at least 20 seconds. After that blink your eyes 20 times before you resume on the computer	Good for eyes, neck, back. You get to chose what object you want to look at!
Keep your feet firmly planted on the ground	Good for back, neck and leg muscles. Keeps Ego in check!
Use an external mouse ( Laptop users). Rest you elbow where ever possible	Good for neck, back, arms, shoulders and wrist.
Ensure that you chair is adjusted to optimum height and the back-rest is adjusted to normal (rather than recline)	Good for back and neck
Use speaker-phones for long calls (calls for more than 20 minutes)	Less stressful and enables more movement of the body.
Get it off you . Talk to someone about anything that bothers you.	All of us have stress. It is how we manage it. Make friends in office to whom you can open your heart out. Honest discussions very often provide answers to difficult situations.

All of us spend 10 hours in office and we need to learn to enjoy those 10 hours.

Happy working....Cheers. ....

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Some Common Run Commands...

Accessibility Controls
access.cpl

Add Hardware Wizard
hdwwiz.cpl

Add/Remove Programs
appwiz.cpl

Administrative Tools
control.exe admintools

Automatic Updates
wuaucpl.cpl

Bluetooth Transfer Wizard
fsquirt

Calculator
calc

Certificate Manager
certmgr.msc

Character Map
charmap

Check Disk Utility
chkdsk

Clipboard Viewer
clipbrd

Command Prompt
cmd

Component Services
dcomcnfg

Computer Management
compmgmt.msc

Date and Time Properties
timedate.cpl

DDE Shares
ddeshare

Device Manager
devmgmt.msc

Direct X Control Panel (if installed)*
directx.cpl

Direct X Troubleshooter
dxdiag

Disk Cleanup Utility
cleanmgr

Disk Defragment
dfrg.msc

Disk Management
diskmgmt.msc

Disk Partition Manager
diskpart

Display Properties
control.exe desktop

Display Properties
desk.cpl

Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected)
control.exe color

Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility
drwtsn32

Driver Verifier Utility
verifier

Event Viewer
eventvwr.msc

File Signature Verification Tool
sigverif

Findfast
findfast.cpl

Folders Properties
control.exe folders

Fonts
control.exe fonts

Fonts Folder
fonts

Free Cell Card Game
freecell

Game Controllers
joy.cpl

Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)
gpedit.msc

Hearts Card Game
mshearts

Iexpress Wizard
iexpress

Indexing Service
ciadv.msc

Internet Properties
inetcpl.cpl

Java Control Panel (if installed)
jpicpl32.cpl

Java Control Panel (if installed)
javaws

Keyboard Properties
control.exe keyboard

Local Security Settings
secpol.msc

Local Users and Groups
lusrmgr.msc

Logs You Out Of Windows
logoff

Mcft Chat
winchat

Minesweeper Game
winmine

Mouse Properties
control.exe mouse

Mouse Properties
main.cpl

MSTSC – For remote desktop connection

Network Connections
control.exe netconnections

Network Connections
ncpa.cpl

Network Setup Wizard
netsetup.cpl

Nview Desktop Manager (if installed)
nvtuicpl.cpl

Object Packager
packager

ODBC Data Source Administrator
odbccp32.cpl

On Screen Keyboard
osk

Opens AC3 Filter (if installed)
ac3filter.cpl

Password Properties
password.cpl

Performance Monitor
perfmon.msc

Performance Monitor
perfmon

Phone and Modem Options
telephon.cpl

Power Configuration
powercfg.cpl

Printers and Faxes
control.exe printers

Printers Folder
printers

Private Character Editor
eudcedit

Quicktime (If Installed)
QuickTime.cpl

Regional Settings
intl.cpl

Registry Editor
regedit

Registry Editor
regedit32

Removable Storage
ntmsmgr.msc

Removable Storage Operator Requests
ntmsoprq.msc

Resultant Set of Policy
rsop.msc

Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof)
rsop.msc

Scanners and Cameras
sticpl.cpl

Scheduled Tasks
control.exe schedtasks

Security Center
wscui.cpl

Services
services.msc

Shared Folders
fsmgmt.msc

Shuts Down Windows
shutdown

Sounds and Audio
mmsys.cpl

Spider Solitare Card Game
spider

SQL Client Configuration
cliconfg

System Configuration Editor
sysedit

System Configuration Utility
msconfig

System File Checker Utility
sfc

System Properties
sysdm.cpl

Task Manager
taskmgr

Telnet Client
telnet

User Account Management
nusrmgr.cpl

Utility Manager
utilman

Windows Firewall
firewall.cpl

Windows Magnifier
magnify

Windows Management Infrastructure
wmimgmt.msc

Windows System Security Tool
syskey

Windows Update Launches
wupdmgr

Windows XP Tour Wizard
tourstart

Wordpad
write

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Mis-Understanding...


girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not really

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or ur life

Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


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Your Guide to E-mail Etiquette

Communication has come a long way. And, with the ever-rising popularity of the Internet as a vehicle for formal business communication, Netiquette, a relatively new concept, is a must-know for every professional.

It is a set of standards of acceptable behaviour you need to follow when online, and includes rules you need to follow while sending and receiving formal business missives.

Why do you need netiquette? For two reasons: It creates an impression of professionalism. And it ensures the correct message gets across. Some simple rules, if followed while sending e-mail, make all the difference between a good professional impression and a bad one.

Why are you writing ?

State the purpose of your e-mail -- it is a good practice to have a subject line that explains what follows and how high on the priority list it should be. This information has to be in two places:

i. The subject box, which is part of the compose e-mail form. Here, state the reason for your mail. If you are writing it to apply for leave, you could say 'Leave application' .

ii. Subject line in the main e-mail body; just as you would in any formal business letter. Here, you could say:

Sub: Leave application, November 1 - November 15, 2006

Greet right

Address people you don't know as Mr, Mrs, Ms or Dr. Address someone by first name only if you are on a first name basis with each other; it is okay, under these circumstances, to use first names on a formal business missive.

If you do not know the name of the person, or whether it is a man or a woman, it is best to address the person concerned as: Dear Sir / Madam, Whomsoever it may concern, The Manager; etc.

And your point is?

Get to the point.

Verbosity and extreme terseness are two ends of a spectrum, you should try for the middle -- state your point without sounding rudely brief or chatty.

Remember to state your point and what you expect from the reader of your mail in clear terms. There should also be a clear structure -- an introduction, body and conclusion.

2 use or not 2 use...

Never use 'sms-ese' or informal abbreviations in your email. U instead of you, 2 instead of to or too, plz instead of please, thanx instead of thanks and 4 instead of for are a strict no-no.

While are all right for personal e-mail, they show a level of informality not encouraged in formal business communication. Frequently used abbreviations you may use include FYI (for your information) , Pvt., Ltd., Co., etc., OK.

The magic of spells

Though using a spell check is a must, don't rely on it completely. The most common areas of errors and confusion are -- two, too and to.

For example -

Wrong: I would like two order too other books two.

Correct: I would like to order two other books, too.

A hit or miss effort with spellings does not help -- use a dictionary.

Write right

Good grammar is very important. A correctly framed sentence, with proper punctuation in place, is what you should aim at. Be very careful with commas, especially, as they change the meaning of a sentence.

For Example -

Wrong: All foreign tea, tree, oils are free from duty.

Correct: All foreign tea tree oils are free from duty.

Use action words and 'I' statements -- they evoke a sense of reassurance in the reader. For

For Example -

On receipt of your earlier mail, I/ we have already set things in motion and I/ we assure you that you will receive your order on time.

I was responsible for the day-to-day working and administration of the office; planning, scheduling, and achieving targets were my areas of contribution.

Mind your P's and Q's

Though a friendly tone is encouraged, basic corporate etiquette rules do apply. So, maintain a well-mannered, friendly polite stance.

Gender-neutral language is politically correct -- couch your e-mail accordingly. This essentially means you should not assume a person's gender on the basis of the designation. Keep the e-mail neutral.

Attachment breeds detachment

With worms, viruses, and spam, nobody wants to open attachments anymore, not even if the e-mail is from one's own mother. If you do need to send an attachment, confirm this with the recipient first.

Like an arrow shot from a bow

An e-mail is like the spoken word -- once sent, you can't recall it. By the time you press the recall button, chances are it has already reached and, with it, your recall message. This compounds the embarrassment. So, think before you dash off something.

The KISS rules

Keep It Short and Simple. Use simple sentences, words that don't need a dictionary. Use universal formats -- not all systems support HTML rich style, or tables and tabs. You could lose much by way of appearances if your recipient's system can't support all that fancy formatting you spent hours working on.

Smile please

Smileys and other emoticons are a way to add 'body language' to e-mail. When used appropriately and sparingly, smileys do bring a touch of personalisation to otherwise impersonal mail. Of course, due care with regards to the appropriateness of the communication must be taken.

You would not use emoticons in job application covering letters, while delivering bad news (delay in order, loss of job, etc). Use discretion.

Emoticons are generally used to add comfort to the communication or soften the blow. The most common smiley faces are probably these:

:-) OR :) Just a smile / can be used for greeting or making a point gently.

:-( OR :( To show mild displeasure or that something is not going the way you want it to.

;-) Equivalent to a wink -- used to convey that a particular comment is a joke and not to be taken too seriously.

;-> To be used sparingly, and with people you know well, as this signifies a provocative comment.

Humour doesn't travel

What seems funny to you may be offensive to someone else. Remember, humour doesn't travel well. Jokes about religion, sports, political figures, and women may come across as tasteless and should be avoided at all costs.

Swift and prompt

Be prompt in replying. That is why we have the Internet. If a prompt response were not expected, one would use the postal service.

CAPITAL, MY DEAR FELLOW

IF YOU WRITE IN CAPITALS, IT SEEMS AS IF YOU ARE SHOUTING. You could get really angry responses to your e-mail if you do so, and trigger a flame war.

Fw. Fw. Fw.

Do not forward chain letters -- simply delete them. Also avoid forwarding them to professional contacts.

Shh... It's a secret

If it is a secret, don't send it via e-mail -- you never know where it will end up.

Connections

Keep the thread of the message as part of your mail; this will help keep the context handy. The thread is the previous message/s in context to which this e-mail is being written. Last but not least, please, please read the e-mail before you click the 'Send' button. It will save you a lot of embarrassment and misunderstanding.

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5 Rules Of Effective Business Phone Etiquette

Do you feel awkward telephoning a new work contact for the first time?

Developing effective phone skills -- to be able to call to confirm an appointment or ask for an interview slot or anything else -- is essential for career success.

But since we live in an age of information overload, there is no predicting how the person on the other end will react. He may be hostile, choose to hang up, may ask you to call later or may be quite accommodating.

Time is at a premium and people are stressed out. Given all this, nobody wants to attend to that unexpected call during a busy day. But with a little planning and preparation you can make a good impression over the phone even and achieve the objective of the phone call. Heed these tips.

1. Choose a good time

Put off making business calls when you're too distracted or tired to give it your all. You have exactly one opportunity to make a great first impression and you will not make it if you are not prepared.

You need to be full of positive energy about what you are doing/ asking otherwise your voice will sound dull with no power to persuade or move the listener into action.

Smile when you talk to people on the phone -- it will show up in your voice. Remember: enthusiasm is infectious. Think you are calling a friend. Let your voice be natural, calm, relaxed and easy-going.

Try not to keep the other person on hold for a long time. If possible avoid it altogether. If you are making the call, you should have all the information readily available and not keep someone on hold. If you can't help her right away, tell her you'll call back -- then do so.

2. Opening the call

Eliminate any disturbing background noise if possible.
Open the call with a standard professional greeting depending on the time of the day. Mention your first name, organisation, and purpose of the call clearly and be as direct as possible. Don't beat around the bush; it can be very irritating.

It's a good idea to rehearse saying the person's name several times BEFORE the phone call. This will help with any pronunciation problems and also personalise the call. Remember to get his/her title right.

Ask if this is a good time for you to be calling when you reach someone. If not, ask when you can reach them again. You will be surprised how many people you can actually get to talk to if you call first thing in the morning.

Do not keep repeating their name during the conversation but stick to the rule of saying the listener's name three times during an 8 to 10 minute conversation.

Leave brief, clear messages on answering systems, giving your name, reason for the call and contact information. Don't forget to leave your phone number, even if the person has it, so she doesn't have to look it up.

3. Display genuine interest

Allow the other party plenty of time to speak, and use prompt words such as "I see" and "Really" (in a sincere tone, of course). This shows them that you are truly interested in what they have to say. And let's face it, who wouldn't rather speak about themselves than listen to another person?

Avoid acting rushed, even if you are. If you're so stressed that you can't handle the call well, let voice mail come on and pick it up until you've collected yourself.

4. A variety of response options

If the person you have called needs to get back to you with information, give him/her a variety of options -- e-mail, fax, voice-mail etc.

The objective is to make it easy for them to get back to you.

5. Follow up

Make sure you call back whenever you promised you would. But don't be persistent to the point of sounding desperate.
But timely follow ups will show that you are sincere and committed to the task

Learning good telephone etiquette is extremely important and those who master it stand a better chance of succeeding. So go out there and sizzle up your phone calls.

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A Friend...


...A Friend does most or all of these...

A..ccepts you as you are
B..elieves in "you"
C..alls you just to say "HI"
D..oesn't give up on you!!

E...nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
F..orgives your mistakes
G..ives unconditionally
H..elps you
I..nvites you over

J..ust "be" with you
K..eeps you close at heart
L..oves you for who you are
M...akes a difference in your life

N..ever Judges
O..ffers support
P..icks you up
Q..uiets your fears
R..aises your spirits

S..ays nice things about you
T...ells you the truth when you need to hear it
U..nderstands you
V..alues you

W..alks beside you
X..plains thing you don't understand
Y..ells when you won't listen and
Z..aps you back to reality


PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND
OR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A FRIEND

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Men are better friends!!!!

Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.

Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Moral of the story: Men are better friends!!!!

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Arthur Ashe


Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed:
"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied:
The world over --
5 crore children start playing tennis,
50 lakh learn to play tennis,
5 lakh learn professional tennis,
50,000 come to the circuit,
5000 reach the grand slam,
50 reach Wimbeldon every year,
4 to semi finals,
2 to the finals,
When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?".

And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

-- Arthur Ashe.



(SO KEEP THE FAITH ...........)


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Three Words


There are many things that you can do to strengthen your relationships.
Often the most effective thing you can do involves saying just three words.
When spoken sincerely, these statements often have the power to develop new friendships, deepen old ones and even bring healing to relationships that have sourerd.

The following three-word phrases can be tools to help develop every relationship.


1.Let me help
Good friends see a need and then try to fill it. When they see a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they jump in and help out.

2. I understand you.
People become closer and enjoy each other more when the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know - in so many little ways - that you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship. And this can apply to any relationship.

3. I respect you
Respect is another way of showing love. Respect demonstrates that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds and become closer friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships.

4. I miss you.
Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how important you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."

5. Maybe you're right.
This phrase is very effective in diffusing an argument. The implication when you say "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting, "maybe I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have an argument with someone, all you normally do is solidify the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not likely change their position and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to explore the subject more. You may then have the opportunity to express your view in a way that is understandable to the other person.

6. Please forgive me
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

7. I thank you.
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends
is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

8. Count on me
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship. It is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and truefriends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you can count on me."

9. I'll be there
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there." Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When
we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.

10. Go for it
We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how far out they seem to you. God has given everyone dreams, dreams that are unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."

B o n u s : 11. I love you
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs. The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little
words: "I love you." Love is a choice. You can love even when the feeling is gone.


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Love


Never say I love you
If you don't really care

Never talk of feelings
If they aren't really there

Never hold my hand
If you mean to break my heart

Never say forever
If you ever plan to part

Never look into my eyes
If you are telling me a lie

Never say hello
If you think you'll say goodbye

Never say that I'm THE one
If you dream of more than me

Never lock up my heart
If you don't have the key


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Easy Vs. Difficult

Easy is to get a place is someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...

Easy is to pray every night.
Difficult is to find God in small things...

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfil that promise...

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into
action...

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the
doubt...

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy to read this
Difficult to follow

Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.


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DIFFERENT VIEWS ABOUT LOVE

Original Quote: If u love someone, set her free... if she comes back, she's yours, if she doesn't, she never was...

Pessimist: If u love someone, set her free... if she EVER comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...

Optimist: If u love someone, set her free... Dont worry, she will come back...

Suspicious: If u love someone, set her free... If she ever comes back, ask her why...

Impatient: If u love someone, set her free... If she doesnt come back within some time, forget her...

Patient: If you love someone, set her free... If she doesnt come back, continue to wait until she comes back...

Playful: If u love someone, set her free... if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat...

C++ Programmer: if(you_love(m_she)) m_she.free();
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new_She;

Over Possessive Person: If u love someone, dont set her free...

Animal-rights Activist: If u love someone, set her free... In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!!

Lawyers: If u love someone, set her free... Clause 1A of paragraph 13A-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states thet...

Biologist: If u love someone, set her free... She'll evolve.

Statisticians: If u love someone, set her free... If she still loves you, the probability of her coming back is high if she doesnt, your relation was improbable anyway...

HR specialist: If u love someone, set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then Outsource her...

MBA Graduate: If u love someone, set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously...

ERP Functional expert: If u love someone, set her free... If she comes back, map her into your system if she doesnt, carry out a gap-fit analysis...

Marketing Expert: If u love someone, set her free... if she comes back she has brand loyalty if she doesnt, reposition the brand in a new market...


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21 things to remember!!!


ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.

FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE
Love deeply and passionately.......................... You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk........................................

FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.

Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE.
Tell this to all of your friends.


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Make a place

Give joy a place to dwell in you and it will fill that space. Set aside time for sincere, simple enjoyment of life, and enjoyment will surely fill that time.

When you make a place for something in your life, you create a powerful, authentic intention. And whatever you make a place for, will surely soon arrive.

Make room in your schedule for the actions that lead to achievement, and that achievement will be yours. Make a place in your heart for love, and love will come to fill it.

Devote a portion of your thoughts to learning something new, and the knowledge you seek will fill your mind. Open yourself to beauty, and beauty will fill your day.

Fulfillment, achievement, peace, love and joy all need a place to happen. Welcome them into the space you provide.

Give the good things in life a place to live. And they will find a home in you.

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With love

Put no demands on love, and love will bring you much. Give love away, and it will be yours in greater and greater abundance.

With love, what was weak will grow strong. With love, what was impossible becomes real.

Love can find the beauty and value in even the most desperate situation. Love will bring hope where nothing else can.

Though love cannot be explained, it can never be denied. Love has its own reality that transcends the most oppressive limitations.

Love elevates what it touches to a higher dimension. When love is present, fears are calmed, wounds begin to heal, and joy is gloriously within reach.

Love, not because there is a reason, but because there is the possibility. Love, and you will know what you cannot understand.

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Few Ethics Must Be Followed In The Office..........

1. Never walk without a document in your hand.

People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they are heading for the canteen. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they are heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry lods of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy.

Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal email, chat & generally have blast without doing anything remotely related to the work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught -- your best defence is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.

3. Messy desk.

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work look the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high & wide. If you know somebody is coming to your desk, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail.

Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice message for you and it sounds like impeding work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like your're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed.

Always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Leave the Office Late.

Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9.35pm, 7.05am, etc.) and during public holidays.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect.

Sign loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

8. Stacking Strategy.

It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9. Build Vocabulary.

Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They dont have to understand what you say, but you will sound impressive.

10. Have Two Jackets.

If you work in a big open plan office, always leave a spare jacket draped over the back of your seat. This gives the impression that you are still on the premises. The second jacket should be worn while swanning around elsewhere.

11. Most Improtant.

Don't tell this to your boss by mistake!!!


Information taken from - http://bbc.co.uk/comedy


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Important Mobile Phone Usage......

Important

for member who has Mobile Phones.

Something to learn about...

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD ..
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

*EMERGENCY*

*I*

*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

*II*

*Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car
over a cell phone!"*

*III*

Subject: Hidden Battery power
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

AND

*IV*

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:

* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.

If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Please spread this useful information around.

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World Cup Cricket Schedule...

Warm Up Matches

Date	Group WA Trelawny , Jamaica	Group WB St. Vincent	Group WC Trinidad & Tobago	Group WD Barbados
Mon 05 Mar	West Indies vs Kenya	England vs Bermuda	South Africa vs Canada	Sri Lanka vs Scotland
Tue 06 Mar	India vs The Netherlands	Australia vs Zimbabwe	Pakistan vs Ireland	New Zealand vs Bangladesh
Thu 08 Mar	Kenya vs The Netherlands	Zimbabwe vs Bermuda	Ireland vs Canada	Scotland vs Bangladesh
Fri 09 Mar	India vs West Indies	Australia vs England	Pakistan vs South Africa	New Zealand vs Sri Lanka

Opening Ceremony

Date	Activity
Sun 11 Mar	OPENING CEREMONY

Group Stage

Date	Group A St. Kitts & Nevis	Group B Trinidad & Tobago	Group C Saint Lucia	Group D Jamaica
Tue 13 Mar	Rest	Rest	Rest	West Indies vs Pakistan
Wed 14 Mar	Australia vs Scotland	Rest	Kenya vs Canada	Rest
Thu 15 Mar	Rest	Sri Lanka vs Bermuda	Rest	Zimbabwe vs Ireland
Fri 16 Mar	South Africa vs The Netherlands	Rest	England vs New Zealand	Rest
Sat 17 Mar	Rest	India vs Bangladesh	Rest	Pakistan vs Ireland
Sun 18 Mar	Australia vs The Netherlands	Rest	England vs Canada	Rest
Mon 19 Mar	Rest	India vs Bermuda	Rest	West Indies vs Zimbabwe
Tue 20 Mar	South Africa vs Scotland	Rest	New Zealand vs Kenya	Rest
Wed 21 Mar	Rest	Sri Lanka vs Bangladesh	Rest	Zimbabwe vs Pakistan
Thu 22 Mar	Scotland vs The Netherlands	Rest	New Zealand vs Canada	Rest
Fri 23 Mar	Rest	India vs Sri Lanka	Rest	West Indies vs Ireland
Sat 24 Mar	Australia vs South Africa	Rest	England vs Kenya	Rest
Sun 25 Mar	Rest	Bermuda vs Bangladesh	Rest	Rest

Second Stage - Super Eight

Date	Group A Antigua & Barbuda	Group B Grenada	Group C Guyana	Group D Barbados
Tue 27 Mar	D2 vs A1		Rest
Wed 28 Mar	Rest		A2 vs B1
Thu 29 Mar	D2 vs C1		Rest
Fri 30 Mar	Rest		D1 vs C2
Sat 31 Mar	A1 vs B2		Rest
Sun 01 Apr	Rest		D2 vs B1
Mon 02 Apr	B2 vs C1		Rest
Tue 03 Apr	Rest		D1 vs A2
Wed 04 Apr	C2 vs B1		Rest
Sat 07 Apr	Rest		B2 vs A2
Sun 08 Apr	A1 vs C2		Rest
Mon 09 Apr	Rest		D1 vs C1
Tue 10 Apr		D2 vs A2
Wed 11 Apr		Rest		C2 vs B2
Thu 12 Apr		B1 vs C1		Rest
Fri 13 Apr		Rest		A1 vs D1
Sat 14 Apr		A2 vs C1		Rest
Sun 15 Apr		Rest		B2 vs D1
Mon 16 Apr		A1 vs B1		Rest
Tue 17 Apr		Rest		A2 vs C2
Wed 18 Apr		D1 vs B1		Rest
Thu 19 Apr		Rest		D2 vs B2
Fri 20 Apr		A1 vs C1		Rest
Sat 21 Apr		Rest		D2 vs C2

Semi - Final Round

Date	Semi Final 1 Jamaica	Semi Final 2 Saint Lucia
Tues 24 Apr	2nd vs 3rd	2nd vs 3rd
Wed 25 Apr		1st vs 4th

Final

Date	Barbados
Sat 28 Apr	Final

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