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Child Support
Father to daugther: "When you go back to your Mom tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last cheque she`ll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."
Daughter: "OK"
Later that night
Daughter: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I`m now 18, this is the last child support payment he`ll ever have to make to you. Now I`m supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face."
Mother: "So that's the case? Do one thing, next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he`s not your father. Then, stand back and watch the expression on his face."
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